ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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artmonia:

Adorable illustrations by Heng Swee Lim, aka I Love Doodle.

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precumming:

In need of a goodnight kiss

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
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juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

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